At the top of today's show, host Tim Green said "hello, and welcome to the boiler room of A Current Affair". Today's stories:

- A "teacher temptress" who taught at a Christian academy and allegedly had sexual relations with 3 or 4 students. Apparently a BLOG broke the story and named names. 2 of the kids she slept with because they were blackmailing her after they found out about one of the other kids she already slept with. A Current Affair consulted professor Charol Shakeshaft (not making this up) about the psychiatry of sleeping with minors.

- A guy who disappeared on a cruise ship during his honeymoon and left nothing behind but a bunch of bloodstains.

- A profile of CHEATERS, the only syndicated show on television that's sleazier than A Current Affair. Host Tim Green says "someone's gonna get sued off of that show one day" in a voice that lets you know he speaks from experience.

- A story described in the teasers at the beginning of the show as CALENDER GIRL WARS, which turned out to be just about how more than one ex-reality show star has started their own reality show girlie calender, and the first accused the other of making hers because she was rejected for the first. Or something. I don't even know who any of them were, except for Beth from the 2nd season of the Real World, who's gross.