A Current Affair's favorite dead horse George Allen Smith is back!

Super-reporter Michel Bryant interviews Albert: Crew member. Yet another man the FBI has not interviewed, Albert: Crew Member, wants to stay anonymous.

So they hire an actor to speak as Albert on the phone.

Then they put him in the dark for journalistic or dramatic effect.

Ooh George and new wife were a DRINKING! They went into the disco and Albert saw them waaaasted.

An old man went and touched her "lower parts" another man her "upper parts" since she was drunk, it took her 2-3 minutes to realize these two men were not her husband.

Then she kicked George in the balls because he won 14-15,000 dollars in the ship's casino??? and goes to hang out with some other dudes??

I think Albert is making this all up, so I will no longer proliferate Albert's lies.

It took her 2-3 minutes..... count out, oh, 150 seconds... how drunk would you have to be for it to take that long to realize your new husband hasn't grown two extra arms??

Michel - The reason the FBI hasn't interviewed Albert, is because he is LYING.
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Ohh ACA finds Natalee Holloway's hand!

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Monsegnour update!!!! (thanks Al for taking note of the correct spelling) !!!! Tim Green called the woman he had sex with "LEGGY LAURA DIFLIPO", i'm tellin y'all the boy is in love!!!