THE END OF LOVE

no joke thats the name of the story. don't worry love is still real, or not, depending on how bitter you happen to be. This is about Courtney Love. She does drugs.

Judge sent her to rehab. Cut to clip of the internet - tabloid story about her being pregnant. Cut to clip of british dude - "It's not my fault, you refused to wear the rubber underpants!" - This is the clip they showed introducing alleged-father of her new baby Steve Coogan, from the "Jackie Chan flop" (their words not mine) "Around the World in 80 Days"

Is the female condom still on the market? In that case you need to take responsibility for that baby Mr. Coogan.

Tim Green and lady correspondent wish her well.