Thursday, August 25, 2005





Some kid named Brandenn was a child prodigy and then killed himself at 14. If I had too many N's in my name I'd probably kill myself too. They talk about how he played piano.

Voiceover: "And Brandenn could compose."
Caption: "Mozart also composed as a child."

Brandenn's organs were donated and saved a bunch of dying children, and there's some weird aside about how his mom maybe encouraged him to donate his organs? Is that why he killed himself!? More questions than answers, my friends.

Some kind of scandal involving Mario Batali from the Food Network. An orgy at one of the restaurants he owns. According to an e-mail and not corroborated by anyone else. And which he was not involved in. But they say his name and show his picture a hundred times. Also, they show a creepy clip from his show where he holds up two stalks of celery and says "do you know what the difference between these are? One is a boy and one is a girl. And do you know which one tastes better? That's right, the girl."

NBC accidentally shoots footage they weren't supposed to at some jail and are threated with a big fine if they air it. Host Tim Green says: "Perhaps NBC should change their name to the Not Broadcasting Corporation."

After ACA ran a story about a farmer who grew a personal ad in his crop of corn that can only be read from the sky, he got responses from over 200 women and one creepy gay guy who made a bad pun about farming and pharmaceuticals.



Update on the disappearance of Olivia Netwon-John's supposed boyfriend: she failed to tell the authorities for the first 7 weeks he was missing and ACA is making a big deal about it. But apparently they can't even prove they were ever romantically involved. ACAB thinks ACA is making a mountan out of a molehill.

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